Whatever Works

By admin On July 6th, 2009 in Bill's Review /

On paper, it’s unpromising: Woody Allen rolls out a New York comedy about a naïve Southern belle who comes to the city and falls for a curmudgeonly genius who is so annoying that he even talks directly to the audience. But Larry David can do curmudgeon in his sleep, Allen’s writing is witty and light, and Evan Rachel Wood (the belle) is so adorable and funny that – what do you know – it works!

Grade: B

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Public Enemies

By mcarpenter On July 6th, 2009 in Mark's Review /

You’d think a movie about guys with machine guns and hatcheck girls would be more fun, but Public Enemies drags on like a three-hour funeral dirge. Yeah, Johnny Depp is pretty cool, but overall, the film feels as heavy as a wet fedora.

Grade: C

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Whatever Works

By mcarpenter On July 6th, 2009 in Mark's Review /

Note to Woody Allen from a pissed off fan: Why don’t you take two or twenty years off and TRY TO COME UP WITH SOME NEW IDEAS? Whatever Works is the eightieth time you’ve remade Manhattan, and if I wanted to see that again, I would have WATCHED THE FRICKING DVD!

Grade: D

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Away We Go

By admin On June 29th, 2009 in Bill's Review /

In this loose, heartwarming comedy, two 30-somethings about to have their first baby travel around the country, learning about themselves as a couple and as future parents. Maya Rudolph and John Krasinski are endearing in the starring roles, and some of the supporting characters are hilarious (Allison Janney and Maggie Gyllenhaal stand out), but at times the story gets so loose it unravels.

Grade: B

Up

By admin On June 8th, 2009 in Bill's Review /

Another triumph for Pixar Studios, Up is a charming story with wonderful characters, flawless animation, sly jokes and moments of sweet sadness. Today my favorite part is the touching scene of Ellie visiting the recuperating Carl; tomorrow it may be the funny glimpse of the dogs playing poker.

Grade: A+

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My Life In Ruins

By mcarpenter On June 8th, 2009 in Mark's Review /

With a paint-by-numbers plot and characters possessing all the emotional complexity of Jan Brady, My Life In Ruins is nothing more than writer Nia Vardalos’ tedious attempt to recycle the “Greeks-are-weird” shtick she perfected in My Big Fat Greek Wedding. I’ve seen episodes of Full House that were less predictable than this.

Grade: D

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The Hangover

By mcarpenter On June 3rd, 2009 in Mark's Review /

Be warned, The Hangover is about as raunchy as a movie can get without receiving an NC-17 rating, but it’s also brutally funny and wildly clever. Most of all, it has a sunny, good-natured vibe that reminded me of the best moments in Animal House and Bachelor Party.

Grade: B+

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Angels & Demons

By mcarpenter On May 18th, 2009 in Mark's Review /

The plot of this film is truly a mess of Biblical proportions, but somehow director Ron Howard distills it down into a fairly coherent thriller. If you can hold your nose through all the secret-hidden-symbols-across-Rome crapola, Angels & Demons is moderately enjoyable.

Grade: B-

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Star Trek

By admin On May 11th, 2009 in Bill's Review /

Even if you don’t know a Klingon from a Vulcan, you’ll like this well-crafted space adventure, with special effects that are strong but don’t overwhelm the story. If you do remember the 1960s TV series, you will love the way this movie revives the spirit of the original, with its engaging interplay of characters, sly humor and “fascinating” (as Spock would say) tension between logic and emotion.

Grade: A

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